Mary's Mom Sends Us A Barbie Joke

One day, a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the salesperson, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir? We have:

• Work Out Barbie for $19.95
• Shopping Barbie for $19.95
• Beach Barbie for $19.95
• Disco Barbie for $19.95
• Ballerina Barbie for $19.95
• Astronaut Barbie for $19.95
• Skater Barbie for $19.95
• and Divorced Barbie for $265.95"

The amazed father asks: "You what?! Why is theDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:

• Ken's Car
• Ken's House
• Ken's Boat
• Ken's Furniture
• Ken's Computer and
• one of Ken's Friends."