Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Mary's Mom Sends Us A Barbie Joke

Teen Barbie 24-Pak
One day, a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the salesperson, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir? We have:
  • Work Out Barbie for $19.95
  • Shopping Barbie for $19.95
  • Beach Barbie for $19.95
  • Disco Barbie for $19.95
  • Ballerina Barbie for $19.95
  • Astronaut Barbie for $19.95
  • Skater Barbie for $19.95
  • and Divorced Barbie for $265.95"
The amazed father asks: "You what?! Why is theDivorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:
  • Ken's Car
  • Ken's House
  • Ken's Boat
  • Ken's Furniture
  • Ken's Computer and
  • one of Ken's Friends."


Erica Orloff said...


Thanks for the laugh.


Unknown said...

Hi Erica: I knew you'd get a laugh outta that one!