Sometime yesterday afternoon, my mom won Best In Show for Best Bitch Slap Ever.
Mom won a free catered lunch for her office and a total dumb ass had the balls to come up to her and ask, "So what are they giving us?"
Mom: Sandwiches from Subway.
Dumb Ass: Did you ask what kind?
Mom: No.
Dumb Ass: What if they give us shit?
Mom: Then you can eat it.
I'm so proud that I could cry. But don't you wish you could come up with zingers like that on the fly? I always think of good stuff to say days later.
1 comment:
OMG, but I don't want to mess with your mom.
LOL!
I can come up with good one-liners that are sarcastic--but in a very confrontational environment (i.e., not a humorous situation), I always draw a blank.
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